Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, I made a trip that would usually takes three hours, but took over five thanks to holiday traffic, to comfort my best friend after another breakup with her horrible boyfriend. We'd planned to go and watch the fireworks; instead she completely ghosted me in this strange town so she and him could "work things out." FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
At least you found out about it and can now dump the bitch.
oreomaple123 0
Wow that sucks.. I would texted back the guy and said Hey turns out I'm cheating on you and not tell her that...That would show her..
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Comments (229)
idkmybffjill1 0
sucks bro. toss the phone out the window
chococool223 0
omg! what a freaking ****! she doesnt deserve you. throw her phone out the window and tell everyone that she cheated on you and then she'll be the town/neighborhood **** :)
samus129 0
call someone long distance and tell the other guy that she is cheating then dump her.
rosemarykendra 0
thats terrible! it was nice and sweet of you to do that, but if you didnt you never would of known. dump her
wowfmlife 0
#54 FTW!! XD
devondv 5
Sorry dude, but she sure is lucky her phone was still on the bus or train.
duckpsy 2
#6 hell yes. LOL Mess her up.
lalosaa 0
awwwwwwww, that's terrible! i'm sorry ): she didn't deserve you aaaanyway. i say go with #54's plan! hahahah
Aodhan 0
F__k her. Or, rather, don't. Revenge time in my book! :) #96: If he were driving from, say, Salem to Buzzard's Bay it could certainly take four hours in heavy traffic...although that's considerably more than forty miles...f__k, driving in Boston alone could take hours. Also, weather will do that. Ice once caused 7 hour commutes TO Boston from the South Shore; some people never got to work and headed back, for a total of 14+ hour commutes (back in 04ish). Eastern MA driving SUCKS people!!
Thegoodtimes 0
You should put it in her car and make her go get it again. Then when she get's there tell her "OH YEAH I FORGOT I PUT IT IN YOUR CAR." Make sure it's at the peak of traffic haha.