Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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SweetestSin 4
Karma just slapped you in the face - isn't egging a little childish?
cooluc 0
YDI. For one, your an immature little bitch who thinks 'getting back' at someone is usually a good idea. Secondly, even when you try to get back at him, you do it like a 10 year old.
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Darthbane2007 19
If you are going to try and vandalize someone's house/car, VANDALIZE IT! Don't throw crap like eggs and toilet paper on! That is too easy to wipe off. Throw a rock through the window or something..
tinanelson 0
uhhmmm no word describes how dumb you are maybe thats why ur ex thought he could cheat on you cuz he probs thought u would never find out cuz u have an empty head.
PistenDeer 0
That's the right thing to do. He shouldn't have cheated on you In the first place. Don't listen to anybody else, do what you think is right. I mean, most of the time, revenge IS sweet. I once threw a rock into a guy's house I knew and broke his Xbox, somehow. Why? He embarrassed me in front of all my ex-friends, made my life f*cking miserable, and stole 2 girls away from me. One of them was the love of my life I knew since 1st grade.
IntoTheClouds 42
You sound so unbelievably moronic. One day you're going to be sued for a LOT of money, and then probably complain that you got caught and lost over one-thousand dollars in money because you're a childish prick who can't move on with his life. When you seek revenge, you become no better than the person on who you are getting revenge.
addioty 19
184, see I disagree. I think cheating is a bit worse than spraying Silly String in someone's yard
daaahahaha 4
cheaters are the lowest. he deserved it. and more. its a shame you locked the keys in your car though. i woulda taken friends with me to help. and i probably would have abetter thought out revenge if i was ever cheated on
krismir29 0
good girl
X_o_X_ocutie 0
egging, silly string??? how old are u? 12??
kay729 7
that's kinda immature so I don't think you should expect people to feel bad for you
anonimiggins 0
no wonder he cheated on you! you are one of those arrogant, self-centered, obnoxious bitches that no one likes.
ZXDriver 0
You sound like a psycho.. I'm not saying cheating is right, but I can understand why your boyfriend left you.
jewelsfml 0
fyl for being a total loser!