Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my retail job, a woman came to my till with her purchases. After I scanned all her items, she handed me two small bags. One was filled with nickels and dimes. The other was filled with cents. Her total was $28.53. The coins amounted to $22.30. FML
Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML
Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
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WCARlover 35
Those coins have been far worse places, trust me. As a cashier myself, I just go with the assumption that all the money is absolutely disgusting, so just don't touch your face and wash your hands after your shift
ollallie 0
Omg that's freaking nasty
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Comments (124)
SwtCherryPie 26
Thats soo gross. I hate when you get a bill thats wet and you dont know where it came from. Like, ew god, did this come from some fat bitches sweaty **** (or when you see them pull it out of their bra and you know for sure it is that).
doglover569 0
There was still cocaine on there... Can't let it go to waste!
123_omg 19
That's so gross. Whoever you work for, really should bring up a new policy that I've started seeing more often. "We will not accept money payments from undergarments", or however that's worded. Meaning they won't accept a sweaty dollar bill out of somebody's bra. YUCK
123_omg 19
and I meant to add, it's basically the same concept coming out of somebody's mouth. that's just plain nasty and un-hygienic.
pfclunchbox005 1
That's ******* gross I would have refused.
caplox 6
thats sick. next time use gloves
tehdarkness 21
Ugh! I getting more an more sick of dealing with idiots!
KiddNYC1O 22
Sigh.
Starfire22 5
Time to get the rubber gloves out!
DaSandman 9
W..T..F..
xPlayerofDeathx 0
Piece of candy, anyone? OP, I feel sorry for you. My gramma used to put paper in her mouth... Good luck!