Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was stuck in a window seat next to the biggest/angriest man I've ever seen. During the trip, I reached down to pick up what I thought was my pillow but instead managed to pull off his huge sock. I couldn't put it back so had to pretend I had no idea why he was glaring at me when he woke up. FML
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I booked the cheapest seat on a six-hour flight to save money. The person next to me spent the entire trip asleep on my shoulder, and I felt too awkward to wake them up. By the time we landed, my neck hurt so much that I had to explain to guards and baggage claim staff why I couldn't turn my head. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
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no1askdu 5
how does someone not notice that your pulling on there foot for 5 min
jldavidson34 0
At least if you crash you will still have a leg to keep you afloat
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Comments (58)
celiba_fml 0
ydi for not listening to the security video at the beginning
Djoooiz 0
That's just SO funny XD
veghead95 6
hahah ive had people where i accidentally kick them under a desk or something and they don't say anything for like 10 minutes!
ibkidd37 0
... and herein lies the reason you should always listen to the safety briefing and read the little safety card. It's not like you have anything better to do while you taxi.
ashleeee 0
lmfaooooo this is not a reallly fly moment its like you made and ass out of yourself ! lol youll get ove it and that person did not care.
sixofhearts 0
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CFR 0
He was probably asleep #1 Dammit this was supposed to be at the top.
2005KonaScrapp 0
Ydi stupid **** thinking it's funny to fsu I hate ppl like u who think there being funny I hope they kicked you off the airplane midflight and u land in a barn like in get smart so u live but get hurt and then I hope u get eaten by a herd of gazelles u stupid bitch.
doubleAbattery 0
Somebody forgot to take their happy pills this morning.
jesscad 0
xcuse me wtf r u talking about
omgwtflolz 0
i moderated this :D
jesscad 0
um ok? high 5?
omgwtflolz 0
hehehehe jst sayinn
Soph247 0
Lmao that is hilarious I was actually crying with laughter. Nice job