Today, I got home from work to I find my cash box open and empty. My mom walked up and said, "If you have a lock that easy to pick, you don't deserve the money." There was 650 dollars in there. She refuses to give it back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, my nosy mom opened my mail and saw how much I have in my account. She confiscated my debit card because she’s convinced no one could save that much working part time at Burger King and is demanding I confess where so much money came from. I'm moving out. Fuck her. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Tell your mom she doesn't deserve a nursing home that is clean and treats the old folks with dignity. If that doesn't work, ...cops.
wellthatsunfortunate 10
Well, tell her that the cops will find that very interesting. Seriously, that is stealing!
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Comments (16)
DogStew 20
That box was a literal boundary, and your mother has zero respect. Get her to confess on a recording and press charges on her piece of shit ass.
the_catherine 9
Seriously, wtf?! What kind of mother does that?!
Gina Marie Lombardi 15
Your mother is a pos. What kind of parent does that
JuliaKay14 33
I know this sounds like overreacting, but report her to the police. I have a coworker whose mother does similar things and she progressed to opening a bunch of credit cards in my coworker’s name.
MyLinh Momo Long 3
That’s beyond ****** up. I hate people that do things simply because they think they’ll get away with it. Do people have integrity anymore? Respect? Come on!!!
Justkidding100 41
sure that sucks but now you can literally steal anything of hers and she can't say shit about it