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Anonymous Madison, United States

Breaking news: bratwurst mayhem!

Today, having forgotten my knife at home, I nervously took a bite of my cheesy brat at work. It didn’t splatter on my clothes like I worried it would, but it did splatter all over my desk, keyboard, computer screen, and paperwork. I can't get the cheese out from under the keys. FML

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OP here. It happened. No apologies, lesson learned. Welcome to WI life. It's different up here, ya know.

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This is the most Wisconsin FML ever.

If you were worried it would splatter, why would you choose to eat it anywhere near these things...?

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OP here. It happened. No apologies, lesson learned. Welcome to WI life. It's different up here, ya know.

AjaniMiguel21 1

Lol dude that blows ?

Am I the only one who thought OP meant brat, as in a disobedient kid at first?

Am I the only one who thought OP meant brat, as in a disobedient kid at first?

Am I the only one who thought OP meant brat, as in a disobedient kid at first?

you realize you can take the keys off, right?