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Bored

Today, my husband fell asleep for two hours at a dinner party. We were the hosts. FML

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It's your own fault if you let him sleep for so long and then bitch about it.

must of been some boring party

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FFML_314 12

Why do you assume the party was boring? Maybe the husband is the boring one! He needs to get his ass up.

ohthebloodygore 16

Or maybe the party was boring. I've been to plenty of these house parties. It's usually talk eat telly and wine. It's supposed to be a relaxer thing

FFML_314 12

Maybe it was a keg party? I stand by my first comment, because even if the party was boring, her husband is only contributing to how boring it is. It only takes one person to liven things up. He could have been that one person. IF he wasn't so boring. ;P

lovesamystery 0

lmfao 15 nice pic :)

radkelsie24 0

hahaha wow, um I'm on my iPhone is there a way to upload a picture for my FML default?

Nope, you have to go on a computer and go to the fml website

alsnyder12 0

no u don't. I got mine right from my iPad. u just go to ur account options in the top left corner of the recents page. it shud b somewhere in there

iPad settings =/= iPhone settings. You can't do it from an iPhone or an iPod touch.

Works on my ipod

thats what u get for throwing a lame party

Parasites don't care if the host is awake or asleep, as long as the food is available. YDI for having guests like Molly Ringworm.

v_garcia3 0

I nearly fell asleep readin this!!! >.< ZzZ

time to buy a keg and get it on!!

softballgirl16 0

wake him up!!!

Wow. The kind of party no one would wanna come to.

My dad does that whenever we have a party. It's not that bad.

Dad's got the right idea, then. Few parties are worth staying awake for.