Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having to call in a noise complaint about my downstairs neighbors talking loud past midnight, the managers fixed the problem. Now all I can hear is two little girls who like to throw a basketball at the building for hours. FML
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30
Which team were you rooting for?
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Team Quiet-The-****-Down-And-Go-To-Sleep
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Comments (100)
brojo300 5
Maybe their just sleeping.
riddenhopes 13
they're**
davek 36
Yeah, "sleeping".
bigpops 12
when do they sleep? Then it's your turn....
zuzupetalsYO 11
Sounds like neighbors. Lame.
DocBastard 40
Welcome to FML. We only speak human here. Please try it.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I'm jealous they have enough space to play baseball in their apartment.
trolled11 8
convince them to play the quiet game
False_Stupidity 42
Or matching onesies that they go everywhere in.
EvilLittleMan 23
What the hell. They should be playing the other ball game that involves a wood shaft.
ViviMage 40
Call the police for a noise curfew violation!
Jonomon1 12
There are two reasons for this, douchebaggery or drugs
linnie_wesker 20
That sucks so much, because filing complaints doesn't really do anything. My upstairs neighbor has hated me since the day she moved in and makes a point of stomping her feet as hard as she can and lets her two little brats run around like crazy, and I learned the hard way that filing complaints does absolutely nothing.