Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having to call in a noise complaint about my downstairs neighbors talking loud past midnight, the managers fixed the problem. Now all I can hear is two little girls who like to throw a basketball at the building for hours. FML
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30
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Comments (100)
kenoswild 14
You sure it was basketball or just some hard rough sex?
Nyx_fml 23
Suddenly, the thought of balls bouncing over the floor has become cringe-worthy.
Sarah_Jang 6
thats kinda rude.
Rainhawk94 27
You don't say!
Beepbeep7 14
You mean to tell me you don't play basketball indoors at 3am?
saraitkddh 47
just play tap dancing using a broom, on the ceiling
porkramenx 5
Sounds like you need new neighbors.
Treyaldermen 8
THAT'S AWESOME!! Go join in!
ughhseriouslywow 10
The family above me has an indoor bowling kit they play in the hallway. Only their toddler thinks the goal of the game is to make the loudest possible crashes.
wallybally 7
This is where you gotta start playing country music
awkwardloveannie 28
3 am is the most spiritual hour maybe the deceased are playing basketball... not your neighbors..
SuperMew 22
Write down when it happened, what you think they were doing, and record audio if you can. Go speak with them and ask them to stop. If not, call the cops.