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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Boo!
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I'm not the only one! Their trying to enslave humanity you know!
DontModMeDammit 10
Was it wearing a mask?
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Comments (67)
lundy02 0
I've been there...lol
Googoo27 12
We've all been there.
THE_A_TEEN 28
The rise of the machines have started sooner than expected. The revolution has begun...
boydeee01 7
Actually, it's just Nyan cat.
ljd 2
That was ****** great
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Actually, aren't we years late for Judgement Day (according to original source and not all the ret-con crap that happened to keep it "believable".) Even if we include ret-conning, Judgement Day was supposed to happen April 2011. THEY'RE LATE!
Udderboy 4
Toasters are quite petrifying. I remember I use to fall asleep waiting for my toast and it always made me jump.
KiddNYC1O 22
DING!
pancakerocks 1
Woops. i hate when i say something someone has already said. I guess i could say great minds think alike :)
Pelreskovich 11
Toasterphobia..? Interesting.. No toaster strudels for you!
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Wait do you mean scared by the toaster itself or the toast popping? Personally my toaster looks like a grinning face with mad eyes! It's scary! 0_o
richkief76 5
That happens to me all the time!
kristena103 14
Um ok..
fadingfaith 4
At least it didn't kill your cat.
akallaan 7
I don't like this FML. It's not really FML worthy. Did you piss yourself or something?