Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my daughter posted a poem on Facebook about how her father and I abused her for years. It's a complete lie and an obvious attempt to impress her boyfriend, whom she thanked for "rescuing" her. I've received several hateful messages already, along with threats to report me to CPS. FML
Today, my parents decided to get with the times. So far, they've made me get Snapchat and Instagram accounts, and made me add them on Facebook. They keep acting like annoying teenagers, and get mad at me when I don't play along. For the love of god, somebody save me. FML
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
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Top comments
BloodyBrilliant 15
They're probably no even aware of how public it is.
ragnarok1540 39
You should probably ground them. If they are really brats, you could have them stand near the street while wearing signs stating "I insulted my spouse on Facebook!" If all else fails, you could always send them to boot camp. It might even make a great reality TV show: When Good Parents Go Bad!
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Comments (16)
shady914 14
Age has no bearing on maturity. Although you'd think that they'd grow up at some point. Some people stay in the stupid junior high mindset where they think they have to talk shit on Facebook to look like the better person.
Mike_Oxhard 14
The older you get, the more you realize, all adults are 12 years old. It's a surprisingly low percentage of adults that actually get their shit together. Even people in a position of power can act like complete morons.
Mathalamus 25
they *are* 12. mentally. :P
claudiajean 24
There's a famous poem that starts "Parents, they f*** you up" and yep it seems they do
Shalnar 6
Everyone is
Hangryko 32
I hope you blocked them.