Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question." Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
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marleyvk 0
he can give it to you... after he gets the strap-on.
5t3ff1k4h 47
1 - "Nookie" refers to sex of any kind. No where did she state she hadn't given him any sex; she just hadn't had anal sex with him. To the others - Anal is DEFINITELY not necessary for marriage. If you're the type of guy who stands by that and believes it: a) don't get married. Ever. b) change your damn views, because they're wrong. and/or c) you probably won't get a girlfriend who'll stay, so you better start lookin' at dudes.
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R0lling_St0ner 0
hey for the people who are thinking I want to try anal, or are thinking I would never try anal. or who just want a laugh XD then type in pink sock in images it'll show you what happens in the worst case of anal sex. oh btw not for minors =P
Randuhh_17 4
You should've told him, you'll try it, if he does first. See, if he still wanted it then...
Alerana 2
and what did you answer, Snoozerloozer??
HomeAl0ne 20
I predict another misunderstanding when OP overhears him telling his best friend he wants to "pick her ring".
xchild 3
If you weren't eavesdropping you wouldn't have gotten your hopes up and you probably would've been excited.
Captain_Flappers 7
This is from a YouTube video isn't it?
lambsbreath 7
You got that from a commercial
Kermy1113 23
I told my boyfriend we could if he could handle a thumb up is ass. We do not do anal
anon385 23
Why go anal? Why not just **** a guy?
qpdoll 19
If you want something done right, better do it yourself.