Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
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Top comments
GraceMarieC 13
YDI for telling her it wasn't bad in the first place.
Freeze_fml 17
It's all fun and games until it involves you.
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Comments (98)
LilAfo 4
i would have slapped her :/
Ms_Jessie22 8
^ Agreed.
tnfan5594 0
For real your so called friend is a bitch
Quest_ 13
You kind of deserve it hardcore for dismissing it until you became the victim.
danielleeycakes 3
if she hadn't dismisses it, she would have never been told.
muffinsareyummy 1
Pwnt.
kidclarke 15
Agree with 19.
mjolene 0
I let my boyfriend have sex with a girl if he wants as long as he's safe and honest with me about it and we have one of the best relationships I've ever seen. we truely love each other and by being so open with each other I know I can trust him entirely with anything. I will be with him until I die, so pretty much just goes to show that "cheaters" are not always a bad thing. openess brings closeness if you give it a chance.
nosocks 0
While I like and agree with your ideas, they're not relevant to this thread. Sex is not equivalent to cheating. Cheating is about dishonesty and lying. If you have an open relationship, then having sex with someone else is, by definition, *not* cheating, since it's not breaking a promise. But if two people have an understanding that they will both be monogamous, and then one of them breaks that promise, that is something entirely different.
moonshine_bek 2
But that's the point, she didn't know about it. You do, and allow it, I'm pretty sure that at least 50% of the population would not allow it. You're just using this FML to tell people how open and amazing you are when in fact it's just disfunctional.
Freeze_fml 17
WTF is wrong with you people? Jesus.
dramaababyy 0
uhm...I was under the impression when in a relationship you only have sex with that person unless you both decide on a threesome? isn't it called something like being "loyal?" letting your boyfriend have sex with other girls? what the hell. if you two were in love that wouldn't happen.
upintheorange 5
and you can share the benefits of this open relationship, like herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis...I could go on.
deannamarie12 0
#27, how can you both be "truely in love" when your okay with him having sex with other women? Thats lust, not love.
ohSNAPyall 27
Do you have sex with other men? If he is the only one looking for outside attention, that's pretty ****** up.
hollee 0
ya, ur an idiot. ur not in love.
green_eyes124 0
what the heck?! that's some screwed up logic ya got there 27!
dramaababyy 0
62 is totally right. whether your boyfriend is safe or not there is a chance that he can get something, which you can then get. again your not in love.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Excellent, excellent point 31. I tend to believe that very few people can pull off an "open" relationship in our culture, and I suspect that at least one partner would have to have self-esteem issues to agree to it. However, there are exceptions to every rule, and who knows, maybe this girl is one of them. Regardless, what she described is not really cheating, and rather irrelevant.
pseudolife 4
OP, like you said it's not that bad. Ouch...
nosocks 0
Well your "best friend" of 10 years was definitely trying to play you. First get you to support the concept that sex with someone else's BF is ok, then give you the details she had withheld earlier. However, perhaps this will cause OP to reconsider her opinions about fidelity, and what actually is "ok". It's fine so long as it's someone else who is getting hurt, huh? I doubt it's much use to you, but get them both to talk to you about it, see if it was more the one-off "accident", or more a planned betrayal. And then see if you can forgive them and move on, or just forget them and move on...
perdix 31
You people are too serious!!!! Why did it take until comment #41 to recommend the obvious and fun course? THREESOME! Readers come here for laughs and boners (or tingly feelings in the lady parts), not advice and judgment from amateur psychologists and ethicists. Yuck it up, people!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lol.. "Hiiiigh school... is such a serious thing... these problems maaatter!"
Xavi89 0
well get over it!!!
mspencer809 3
#45, the best friend isn't 10. they've been best friends for 10 years.