Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML
Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
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lifebarelyeffed 0
damn what a dick!
mangotreats 2
your dad is an asshole #13
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maude_fml 0
I hate transperth! buses are worst though people who catch the train/bus are usually so rude! on time, I had to wait for the third train (glendalough) because all the other one were full. When there was about to be a spot for me, a woman run in front of the crowd and took the last spot, smiling and looking down as the doors were closing.
EcGyMz 0
find out who the guy that pushed you was, find him, and finally kick his ass
eric780 0
what an ass.
okevino 0
wow bad day.
gorguz14evar 0
FYL.. Thats a bit slack.
waxstigmata 0
you should have kicked him in the nuts...
skiz_fml 0
Damn Western Australians
maude_fml 0
what's wrong with western ausralians? It's the best part of Australia! We provide most of the money to the state and we have the most beautiful beaches!
nirvan5a 1
damn, unlucky... what happeed next???
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
Fail! This was ripped off of the movie My Boss' Daughter. I declare shenanigans!!!!!1!!1!!!!1one!!!!
summer66_fml 0
THAT SUCKS.........im sorry!!!! :(