Today, a mother wrote me a $130 check for babysitting her four kids for a few hours. Trying to be gracious, I said, "Wow, thank you, this is very generous!" She thought for a minute, then said, "You're right." She took the check back, ripped it up, and wrote me a new one for $55. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML
Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML
Today, I babysat for a woman for the first time. When I arrived, there was a large pile of dishes in the sink. I decided to wash the dishes for her while the kids napped. She came home, noticed it, and bitched me out over how I'd only done it "to try and get more money" out of her. What? FML
Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML
Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I spent all day at the hospital with my grandma for some tests. When I drove her back home she decided to thank me with $50. Knowing she is unemployed, I told her I couldn't take a whole $50. She replied with "Ungrateful, just like your mother", then took the money and left. FML
Today, I taught a kid piano for a two hour lesson. The mom left to do some errands, and by the time two hours was up, she texted me asking to watch the kid for another "15 minutes" while she returned home. No problem, she had the money too, so I stayed. Four hours later, she showed up, and refused to pay me extra. FML
Today, after years of waiting, my mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited, I opened it up to find a check from my dad, written out for 45 cents. Which pays for maybe half a loaf of bread. FML
Today, I found out my fourteen-year-old daughter is making more money than me, thanks to babysitting and winning writing contests. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
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jaxx11 0
tell that bitch to watch her own kids next time
kennedygirl 2
Bitch.
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Comments (172)
_bbybustitopen 9
I wouldn't have even said anything to begin with. keep yo trap shut. take the money and deposit that issssh !
teentee401 37
Why all of the YDI?
Glitteree 0
Seriously? No offense, but the most I've ever got for babysitting is $16. For 7 hours. For 3 kids. Aged 2,3, and 5. So really, I'd be thrilled with $55.
sleepingangel 10
When babysitting I get £10 a night, it don't matter on number of kids or hours..that's if I get paid So count yourself lucky
deemarie13 14
Always have set rates per hour per kid.
toxic_walrus 15
$10/hour PER KID is $40/hour I'm assuming you watched them for 3 hours. That's $120 for the whole thing. So she was about right the first time. What a bitch.
swagingdustin 4
what a bitch
nikki828 7
That's messed up. I'd say to never babysit for her again. I babysit 3 boys 20 hours a week, I make $10 an hour. I still feel underpaid sometimes.
404wan 19
you didnt set an hourly rare beforehand? i knew to do that when i was 12.