Today, I was sitting in a restaurant with my best friend. We had just competed in a pageant together earlier this month. A lady comes up to my friend who got first alternate and said, "You were robbed of that title. You deserved to win. I hated the winner." I was the winner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, due to nepotism, I lost to a competitor. They rarely contributed to the competition and were literally distracted all the way through. Their quality was pretty low as well, but they were friends with the judge. FML
Today, after months of constant encouragement from my friends, I went and entered a singing contest. I sang and was booed off stage. Later on I found out my friends lied to me about my ability to sing, just so I could give them a cheap laugh. FML
Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML
Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML
Today, I was reminded that I'd submitted a short story to a writing competition months ago when I got an email saying I'd won second place. I excitedly forwarded it to friends and family. A few minutes later, another email arrived, explaining they'd contacted the wrong person. My celebration lasted exactly eleven minutes. FML
Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML
Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML
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Top comments
skatingweasel 0
That's pretty rude of her. And to no even realize you were right there? I'd slap a ho.
you_not_me_OWNED 0
if i were you, i'd be laughing SO HARD at the expression on her face when i told her i was the winner. i love embarassing people for awkward comments they make about me.
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Comments (47)
Ihazalltehhax 0
HAHAH in your face with a can of mace make you cry all over the place
sunshyne84_fml 0
u shoulda just said thanks :D
jlcost05 0
that sucks... but i don't feel that bad for you... i mean you won! haha congrats
TheNameless_fml 0
I agree with #14. I would've thanked her and told her I hated her too or something. With a smile, of course.
Mikeymikey 4
im sorry but u were the winner how is that FML ??? **** her if she has a different point of view. point is lots of ppl voted for u so theres no reason at all to feel shit.. lol move on.
that734chic 0
shut up, u won
kandy_fml 0
Yeah. Really. FYL for winning a pageant. Who cares. No matter what the competition there will always be people who did not like the winner. Be glad that you won. Don't mope about ONE person who didn't like you.
Luunatic 13
Damn. Who said she was moping? She was writing an FML post. Sure it might've offended her but I doubt she's gonna be in a fit.
marinesgirl9 0
YA know... ugly people are usually jealous of pretty people, it happens, so don't let it get to you. :)
badddninja 0
there will always be ppl who like/dislike you, obviously enough ppl liked you for you to win, get over it.
lithium332 0
This is freakin stupid. You won, there will always be haters, this doesn't belong on this page stop ruining it.