Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was relaxing in the bath with oils and candles and a new book when my husband burst in with diarrhoea, filled the toilet, polluted the air, and knocked my new book into the bathwater. Then, while washing his hands, he asked if I wanted an oil covered shag. Romantic, right? FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, as a stressed NHS nurse, I tried to take a relaxing bath, except I dropped my book in the water, my candle set my hair on fire, I slipped getting out and may have broken my finger. The noise woke up my two kids, so I had to start their bedtime routine over again, and I got bath salt crystals in my eye. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.
Sandsh8rk 36
Well that idea went down the drain.
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Comments (55)
jburd45 1
Was the book Lemmy? xD
Quest_ 13
Is the book Fifty Shades of Brown?
Wood1andcritter 3
What guy takes a bath?
CTMPandemonium 16
Like more than half the Population..... Especially in Japan. They actually have public baths in Japan. Baths are a great way to relax and even help with a fever. It's perfectly normal for any guy or girl to have a bath. I myself love having them after a stressful day at work. Great way to relax the muscles.
Izabushel 65
Also good if you have muscle aches and pains. Could have had a heavy work out. Or they might have arthritis, a good soak is great for painful joints.
perdix 31
Was it "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea?" That would be poetic justice. "Relaxing bath?" Your man-card is on probation. Men take showers and remain tense and constantly vigilant.
mrslyman 2
Put it in rice(: for a few days.
mrslyman 2
Make its in an air tight container though and fully surrounded with rice. Just let it sit for a few days. Works like magic.
stargirl_95 24
Sorry OP, this is why you don't let a good book anywhere near water. If it was something crappy like Twilight then it's okay but if it was Lord of the Rings then man are you screwed.
ALlamaOnFire 20
I was just about to mention LotR:') If that got damaged I would need to have therapy...
isabelm1224 4
you teased it with the bathtub.... all it wanted was a bath so it jumped into the toilet ...SELFISH!
maddygirl820 10
Really you can't get more unlucky then that. Sorry OP
rocketiquette 20
Sounds suicidal