Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML
Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML
Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, I made a very pretty sunflower cake that I woke up incredibly early to make. It took me hours and a lot of money. It was for my grandparents anniversary and my whole family was invited. We only got to see the remains because the waiter gave it to the wrong family, and they ate it. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Baked cakes don't melt.
chaos212 10
You would have been ok with just the flowers man. Who celebrates 3 months anyway?
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Comments (235)
BitchingNuzeh 0
You mean me? (Grammar Nazi)
koolbop56 0
that's nothing! imagine what will happen when you try to catch her a whale for your 56 month anniversary!
HeavyMetalViking 0
**** you the cake is a lie. The cake is a lie!
YayorNay 8
Can't believe they didn't have it for the second one.
cobras40 0
lmfao portal
jja1990 0
Next time, don't bake her an ice cream cake.
Angel_Vice 0
It'll still taste the same. :)
skaterblader 0
lol
itz_towelie 6
this is why you don't make cakes out of ice
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Or the wicked witch of the west.
ambowew 7
**** the cakes life more like, you insensitive bitch.
dezinspaaace 0
LOL
rockinguitar 4
you do know that anniversary means yearly right? ... not 3 months
abceasyas123abc 12
Haha, exactly!
melons 44
Indeed - Anniversary: The annually recurring date of a past event. Thank you for pointing this out. This is one of my pet hates.
Livinia 11
It melted? Wow, how hot was it in your car?!
j_cat187 20
baked cakes are the best, icecream cakes blow balls
YayorNay 8
3 months, 3 hours, and 3 different books? Something is suspicious.
KatrinaKitten 16
Let me guess. There were three dozen flowers.
6chavez9 1
nice catch.
thisismitch 3
you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
HeavyMetalViking 0
85, you have three thumbs up, you suspicious piece of.... *4th thumbs up* oh wait, nevermind.
xrainbowshadowx 17
Say bye-bye to tuna melts and say hello to cake melts. Seriously though, how did your baked cake melt?