Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML
Today, my phone cut out during a call for a job interview. I tried calling them back, but there was no answer. Later, I got an email from the interviewer, saying I was no longer being considered for the position due to my being "rude and unprofessional." FML
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
Today, I had a virtual interview for my dream job. Prepared as f**k. One of the interviewers turned out to be my ex, who I dumped for being too dumb. FML
Today, I finally got a job interview, and I thought it went amazing. They were supposed to call me today or tomorrow with the news. Today is also the day that my phone company decided to cut my phone off. FML
Today, I had a phone interview, my first job interview in months. Two seconds in, I not only lost my signal, my phone froze up and stopped working completely. For six hours. FML
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Top comments
hey2a 0
You mean: "Me and my EX-Boyfriend's song...."
cocacola999 27
Your song was elevator music?
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Comments (91)
Witchcraft_fml 5
Just tell them that you were just informed of their low pay, and it brought tears to your eyes.
greent_fml 0
YDI for being sentimental.
vintagerose 0
wthhhh....should have just sucked it up and done the interview. now you remain boyfriendless and possibly jobless. YDI.
ohnoyouDINT 0
YDI for being female. There's a good reason why women make less.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Shut the **** up with your irrelevant bullshit. She's upset about her ex, that has nothing to do with gender/sex or why women get lesser pay. I've seen guys so torn to shreds over their break-ups that they won't leave their house for days. I've seen grown-ass men so depressed over their ex or relationship troubles that they can't sleep at night and have dark circles under their eyes. I've seen guys cry over their break-ups. Heartbreak isn't especially reserved for women, dumbshit.
iheart 0
what the eff retard? like the previous comment said, this has NOTHING to do with women making less. She just wants to make her ex jealous. I knew this guy whos gf pretended to break up with him and he didnt eat, sleep, or even talk or a week. Sheesh, with a brain like yours, ill bet plenty of women are making more that you.
spellfire 0
And that's how it hurts when you hit the ground. Obviously you weren't "okay". Bad timing indeed, kind of hard to pick up a sword when your bones are broken. FYL for not being given a moment to recover.
Durpadurp 0
YDI for having a 'song'.
giganticbrain 0
My ex's and I's song* Get some grammar, fuckass.
tysgirl 0
As you can all see from my name, I'm in a relationship that I do consider worth having. I don't think this would ever happen to me, though, seeing as we don't celebrate anniversaries (what's the point?) or really have specific things to remind us of each other. A lot of girls get way too hung up on this stuff and this is what happens.
TheKitsune 0
Or she can be a responsible, mature adult and move on. It either has been an ongoing issue or he's not willing to work on it. Your advice is terrible. You must be single :/
PSyesinthatway 0
ydi for bein a pussy someone hold her hand like shes ya little sista, gonna getcha, shamanama picha