Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML
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Grimmerie 31
one is the loneliest number.
bete_noire_fml 7
could be worse, one of them could have announced they had just gotten together with your ex-boyfriend. Down some martinis and be happy
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Comments (62)
chocolatedream 0
it didn't say anywhere that she wasn't happy for her friends. it's just that she feels bad now that she's alone, hearing her friends being happy with someone else doesn't make it better. lay off the poor op, having your heart broken isn't easy.
J8CFC 0
16- AGREED,,totally true!!
iheartLA 10
agree
manny2 0
how is this an FML??
Happygofucky 0
Yeah, at that point I would have realised the night I was in for and simply hit the wine, not stopping until I could successfully block out their relationship bullshit.
bootje 5
So you only wanted them to talk about you all night, and you didn't want to hear how they were doing?
Heather_x0x0 6
well at least now you're single and ready to mingle! besides...being single is GREAT! well...I guess depending on your age...LOL
borkchop1992 15
now you can be a third wheel
carmenm 6
so everyone should be sad just because you are? selfish much..
RosiePatosie 0
Your day will come.
AWESOME3SOME 0
let's see here.... you're selfish, unreliable(obviously), and you expect them to slope down to your level and show emotional feelings for you? no ma'am.
vikingunicorn 1
How is she unreliable?
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
35 - A bit of a jackass are ya? And I'm appalled at the fact you make yourself sound like you know her.
karinah_fml 0
that sucks but other people shouldn't be suffering b/c op is