Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML
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Grimmerie 31
one is the loneliest number.
bete_noire_fml 7
could be worse, one of them could have announced they had just gotten together with your ex-boyfriend. Down some martinis and be happy
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Comments (62)
PrincessesCrown 17
BooHoo your boyfriend dumped you. Get over it people get dumped all the time it's no big deal. Grow up!
SisyphereanTask 2
How dare they have lives! If they were REAL friends they would have cancelled the sale of the house, aborted the pregnancy and dumped the new girlfriend. /sarcasm Sheesh OP. Get over yourself. People's lives aren't put on hold just because you broke up with your boyfriend.
JenL_fml 7
sounds like the opening for a bad romantic comedy. :/
varkey 7
you should be happy for them FYL because of the bad breakup, but YDI for feeling sad because your friends are happy; stop being so selfish
usnwife 18
if she went out with friends with the purpose being to forget her breakup, yes, they should focus on making her happy that night! if she didn't tell them why they were going out, okay, I get it, but i would have been "hey, bf broke up with me, you up for dinner to help cheer me up?" in which case they should NOT have brought up any sort of relationship (good) news and focused on op! not good friends IMO! I'm sorry op, try and enjoy being single!
briwhitt4 0
Go get him back!
Pinson18 0
sounds alot like that fishing part in p.s. I love you. there are always others out there op stop being depressed about one in ur past.
NCR 0
you'll be ok work through it!
dansco 25
Wow you have insensitive friends! They knew you had broken up with someone and needed cheering up but decided to make you feel worse! :( Normally you would be happy for them but their timing is awful!
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
WHO CARES
scj 0
you do since you answered.