Today, my friend Kate and I were helping build a playground. Halfway through, a construction worker asked where we go to school. I told him we graduated and proudly held degrees in Psych. The construction worker stopped mid-dig, glanced at us sadly, and said, "Yeah, that's what my degree is in too." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer at the fast-food joint I work at gave me a pitying look and asked, "How's that liberal arts degree treating ya?" FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML
Today, after over 30 years, I visited my home country. My nephew was driving us around, with my daughter in the backseat, and I was proudly telling him about her MBA in English and Communication. We passed by a mugging, and she went, "Did you just seed what I just sawed!?" Without looking at me, my nephew just went, "....a degree in what again?" FML
Today, I bumped into a former teacher, one who spent many many weeks helping me get into university so I could become a psychologist. I had to see the look of disappointment on her face when I told her I got pregnant freshman year, and became a stay at home mom with a part time job at Tesco’s. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML
Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML
Today, it's the third time this year I was recommended to meet someone because we're "so smart, we'll get along." At dinner, this person complimented how I'd do great in their graduate course on data science. I helped develop the degree program. I can't believe I missed pinball for this. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
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FrostyNorth 0
Unless you're going beyond a four-year degree, psych is useless. This shouldn't surprise you as more psych degrees are handed out than any other concentration last time I checked.
Jennika 0
You have to be willing to move where the job is. If you aren't willing to move, then yeah..you might end up there. I knew astrophys' and microbiologists working in an inking factory because they couldn't find jobs in the area.
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skatagurl 0
thats a win
ile2010 0
Psych can be either a science or arts degree, both of which are basically worthless job-wise without grad school.
czarofandronia 0
LMFAOOOO
Skimbap 0
I think this is the first fml with someone's name on it
jaded_seattle 10
HAHA. THOSE WHO SAID THAT BEING A PSYCHOLOGY GRADUATE IS STUPID AND WORTHLESS? ASK YOURSELVES, WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU WILL HAVE AN INTERVIEW OR APPLYING A JOB? IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPARTMENT, RIGHT? MOSTLY, EMPLOYEES THERE ARE PSYCH GRADUATES! WELL, SOME AREN'T... BUT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING... MOST NURSING STUDENTS HERE, WHEN THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE ANYMORE, THEY SHIFT TO PSYCHOLOGY COURSE... AND YEAH, THEY ADMIT THAT BEING A PSYCHOLOGY STUDENT IS WAY TOO GREAT, AND A LOT EASIER THAN BEING A NURSING STUDENT BECAUSE OF SO MUCH STRESS. BUT AT LEAST THEY HAD AN EXPERIENCE OF BEING A NURSING STUDENT FOR A YEAR OR JUST ONE SEM... SO DON'T YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE PSYCH GRADUATES! OH, AND BY THE WAY... IT'S "PSYCH", NOT "PSYCHE" OR "PSYCHO" WHEN YOU ARE PREFERRING TO OUR BRILLIANT COURSE..
jaded_seattle 10
Sorry, typo... *REFERRING
Dilwann 27
Really? You study psychology yet don't feel like typing normally? I'm sorry to call you a 'colleague'. Sure, psychology is fairly hard, 1/3 of students quit after their first year... But really. When you try to compliment a course, don't make yourself look like a moron.
PoSeR101 0
My name is Kate lol
cellardoor271 1
My boyfriend wanted to be a psych major when he first went into college. I'm so glad I talked him out of it. I mean, what would he have done?
purplexpinapple 11
Well at least you're not the only ones...
Bloink 25
Sorry, but psych is the major that a ton of ppl take because they don't know what else to take and end up with crappy jobs
fivetimeslonger 24
****. Well, looks like I'll be joining you three in May.