Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend’s best friend was telling me why my girlfriend cheated on me because my ex wouldn’t give me a straight answer. She said, “He’s just really hot and is good in bed” and that in fact they both are hooking up with this guy. I feel so much better I guess. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML
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Top comments
adelaide_evening 0
That's harsh, but kind of what you deserve for hooking up with your BEST FRIEND's boyfriend. Coming from someone who has had their best friend hook up with her boyfriend, it's one of the worst things a person could go through.
nametags 0
That just sounds like a line to get his girlfriend back, but yeah you still deserved that for sleeping with your best friend's boyfriend.
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Comments (118)
yuyo_fml 0
you deserved that one....i hope u get uglier and uglier til the point that no one likes u
ellykhoshkele 0
no comments!
Fnukk 0
Wow! She felt BETTER over that? He is saying like: "I prefer someone ugly and bad in bed over you" He is probably lying to make her feel better anyways.
kiltedwolf 0
A real friend woulda fessed up to the chick after it happened. Ah well, live and learn, my little manatee of lurve.
MCart_fml 0
A real friend wouldn't have let it happen in the first place #45. Sorry, no sympathy for cheaters or cheater-enablers from me.
MonkeySpeaks 4
you are a bad friend
MonkeySpeaks 4
btw "i was drunk" is not an excuse. Especially as you get older. Then it just becomes irresponsible AND catty
bsneeze 0
you deserved it, whether or not he was just trying to get her back and lying, you are ugly for hooking up with her boyfriend, very ugly!
westernsky 0
her boyfriend is a douchebag, and you, her "best friend", are an even bigger one. You suck!
jdpwnsyou 0
You slept with your "best friends" boyfriend, and all you can think about is yourself? You truly are a *****.