Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
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angelxcollins 0
Oh gosh, that sucks. My dog wouldn't even wait for you to look away though, he would just go for it.
FBIWarning 0
wow, got owned by your dog
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Comments (103)
genius_man16 1
YDI for not paying attention. If it really took two seconds you had to have known he was close enough to jump and eat the cake, which is stupid in the first place. Why would you ever let your dog be that close to a cake? Fail.
I2OI3 0
So you're mom is going to ask you later - hey, where's my cake? And you're going to have to say "my dog ate it" - classic. I hope you took pictures to prove it!
Bojana 6
That sucks........=(
kellster 2
Why was the cake anywhere near where a dog could get at it???? Did you make it on the floor or something? Was your dog on a kitchen counter? This is very weird. Sucks, but it seems like you could have been more careful!
comadank 0
sounds like the husky i had lmao she would go through my arms to get what ever food i was making
manamanah 0
your mom (or my mom anyways) would appreciate the funny story.
Jupi_fml 2
Aww, poor you and poor dog. My dog once got a cake from me. It was actually really impressive. Considering my dad and I were sitting at the table WITH the cake, we didn't expect the cake to be in any danger. Then suddenly, my dog, who normally can't jump very well at all, makes a flying leap INTO the cake. After seeing that, my dad and I just let her have it. She wouldn't get sick, she had a stomach of steel. That girl deserved it. I miss her. She just died on Friday. :/ I'm going to be making a cake for her soon.
xninix_fml 36
Aw :(
24788 7
Sneaky dog is sneaky
aero_fml 0
Agree with #12 F that dog's life
wompwompwomp 0
thats hilarious... the OP, not #20's dog dying