Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite, this dog is no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my next-door neighbor's birthday. Over the past year, his pitbull has attacked my stepdad several times and put some stiches on me. Lucky for us, the dog was finally put down. For his birthday my neighbor got a new, bigger, pitbull. FML
Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML
Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
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KwitIt 0
You've got to be kidding me. They're not even paying your doctor's bills? If my dog bit someone, I'd bend over backwards to help that someone so that they wouldn't get my dog put to sleep. What jerks you have for neighbors!
SpunkT 0
#2. Not all pitbulls are vicious. Most people would assume a family pet is friendly. The neighbors should have warned that their dog is mean. A good owner will socialize the dog so that it's not afraid of strangers. And if you know your dog doesn't like certain things, like people motioning it to come over, you tell them. You should sue. Dogs that bite people get put down.
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Lorah519 2
sue sue sue!!! that is all
xXCherrryBombXx 6
guys. it's a friggin dog. OP probably dis something wrong. dogs will always give warnings before attacking. they will raise the hair on their backs, growl or show their teeth. OP probably didnt see theese signs, and therefore he got bit. the dog should not be punnished for human ignorance. YDI
ChrissiPumpkin 10
OP was ******* BIT BY THE DOG. He's not hating - he specified pit because they're known to have strong jaws and hard bites. To me this dog was obviously raised by it's owners to be a guard dog - I mean, they didn't ******* PAY him?? These guys are real shitheads and deserve any legal action that would ensue. AND to lose their dog to a much more loving household.
jaynicolew7 0
#225 You're a dumbass. I cuddle my two pits every night. They're the most affectionate animal's I've ever had. I'm honestly sick of ignorant asses like you. Grow up and don't assume when you have no clue what you're talking about.
jamesds92 0
uhm you should probably sue them.
amandavf1 0
Bullshit. Pita don't just bite you. I have a pit.
sharond23 10
pit bulls are not vicious dogs. did you bother to meet it first. im sure you did something. ydi just for your pitbull attitude