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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Bad boy!
Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML
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Sadieladean 0
I don't blame him
DocBastard 40
You found abusing your dog hilarious? I hope the dog attacked your ovaries so you can't pass on your glaring stupidity to others. Stupid twat.
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Comments (147)
Sadieladean 0
I don't blame him
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
I agree
Tuesdays76 0
The poor dog was probably scared to death.
persianjr1 7
imagine how scared the dog was, I mean just imagine what it would be like if all of a sudden the ground underneath you just started to move and you were continuously flying upward. I would have attacked you to. lol. This is a definite YDI!!
MissBunny25 0
if I were the dog, I would have nerd raged and bitten your leg off. Then I would have pissed in your mouth as you writhed in pain.
khaya 9
I hope the dog killed your friend, and the others dogs around will kill you soon. The definition of karma.
princessbits 17
If I were the dog I would've drop kicked you while on the trampoline
SchiTzenGiglez 0
MissBunny I wake up every morning wishing I could meet a girl like you.
ProhibitionRose 14
wth missbunny yet again you mention pee. o.O and I agree. you completely had it coming
danbui 0
Haha, my dog JUMPS intonthe trapoline whenever anyone goes into it... she loves it(: ....I have a crazy dog..(:
mfmylifesrsly 30
OP I want to put you on a giant trampoline with bouncing 70ft tall giants and see how you like it.
Finn_the_human 5
I don't get it. I thought all dogs like bouncing.
ohseriously 0
karma's a bitch!!!(pun intended)
lerouxmaster 7
^ Where the **** is the pun ?
Pyronik 1
Bitch = Female Dog.
elainelovesyou 7
Agreed, 1. Hope he goes poopie on your face while you're sleeping later on.
lilmisslovely13 15
^^^ i cracked up at your picture :D
elainelovesyou 7
237, M-Mine? D:
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
237 was talking about the banana picture
CheeseTaco 0
Dogs must hate you...
iZDa 0
ur mom must hate u
MissBunny25 0
your mirror must hate you
carnage1106 0
Your English teacher must hate you.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Your shift key must hate you.
cherryblossomchi 4
let's force you to do something you don't want to do and see how you like it, but don't blame the people who forced you to do it when you get upset and lash out...moron
TaylorTotsYumm 10
DAMN YOU, 90.
iZDa 0
HEY my mirror thinks im sexy
iZDa 0
so does my english teacher ad shift key
mfjkr 10
This Device Has Been Modified.
Snowstar 0
I hate you. Well, my comment will get modded for that. So instead... C- C- COMBOBREAKER
destinyo_ox 0
ydi for bouncing him...
Pokeemon 3
I like your dog
litlpetlvr 0
Aree. that's practically animal abuse.
sailorzoe 14
Agreed X2 def. animal abuse.
Anton317 4
Smart dog :)
Anton317 4
Smart dog :)
bloodandicecream 4
haha, nice one!
DocBastard 40
Hits "thumbs up" repeatedly.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Agrees with Doc!!
shes_electric 7
stop discriminating you piece of shit
TaylorTotsYumm 10
81, cool yo' *******. Perdix is the master of wit.
perdix 31
shes_electric, why don't you just go back into your Waterford Crystal house and eat your potatoes.
penguinazul 13
I've been to the factory! That crystal sho is purdy! ...And btw, to be on topic: What on earth would make you think putting an animal on a trampoline was a good idea? Did you really think that was going to end well? herr-DERP indeed.
Anton317 4
Smart dog :)
sailorzoe 14
Is it a smart dog?
VorpikeII 17
are you a smart dog???
thedrummer 0
I don't think its animal abuse, but it can still be cruel.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Original Poopyhead!
missnoel 0
What the flying ****?!? Why on earth would you share that?!? You are one sick ****!!!!
Zomg_Okay 27
YDI is normally You Deserved It. OP is Original Post(er).
mmmskittles 3
anti flood protection huh?
princessbits 17
is your mom a smart dog?
janix_fml 0
agreed^ what sort of stupid **** would stick their dog on a trampoline and think it would be 'hilarious' ?? op, you're seirously an idiot
sailorzoe 14
I'm a smart bitch.
DuckfaceSoccerpu 0
3- that's what she said. 8D.
jordanprodigy023 0
This has ydi written all over it.
misfitSuperStar 0
op has 'idiot' written all over them!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
The two of you have WIN written all over!! lol
Isabelleee 0
Yeah, your probably not his favorite person right now.
ultrabroski 0
you're*
neal001 0
YDI
vampireclique 0
TWO HUNDRED SEVENTY FIRST!!
kookoo831 0
how would you feel if someone did that to you?
shannanx 0
yeah i am ! he has grown used to it and likes to lie there in the sun now and bounce with us. lol
Isabelleee 0
I really feel sorry for this dog.
Me654 0
you deserved it
BayBeezy 0
op, can you say re - tar - ded ??
lilmisslovely13 15
baybeezy my dog is cuter than yours
bindee2211 2
L***
OMG_N3RD 0
lilmisslovey it might not be a dog and who cares if its cuter a dogs a dig
kiefenator 0
dog abuser lol ydi. gave me a good chuckle though.
DocBastard 40
You found abusing your dog hilarious? I hope the dog attacked your ovaries so you can't pass on your glaring stupidity to others. Stupid twat.
dayytripperr 0
well said. :))
TheDrifter 24
That almost sounds healthy boners. Personally I'd have gone for something more if a deep fried sort.
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
LOL, I hope your dog attack your ovaries! haha never heard that one before. Good one :)
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
LOL, I hope your dog attack your ovaries! haha never heard that one before. Good one :)
lextheplex 0
I hate when ppl respect animals more then human beings. get your priorities straight it's not right.
ifiFaLL 1
ya i can see how you don't care you probably test every single bit of ur makeup on animals u greasy fake bitch
lets_be_ian 5
Isn't that the purpose of having a Dog? To test your new makeup and shampoo? why the **** would you risk hurting your own eyes?
starreidy 4
and it wouldn't be any of your business if I do or don't now would it.. go STFU I was just giving my opinion so grow up freak
SeedlessMe 13
Well, 91, If the human is a moron, and the dog is left to fend for himself against the stupidity, then yeah- I'm siding with the dog. =)
ProhibitionRose 14
91- do us a favor and stfu. OP is a retard for thinking it was funny and you are stupid for even opening your mouth. animals don't deserve to be disrespected. look what happens when they are.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Well said 114.
FlashBurn 13
91 is right, we should respect humans more. Next time she gets hit by a car, do her a favor and put her out of her misery. Poor, poor person... I agree with Doc, animal cruelty is intolerable. Humans can take it.
itzthomas 0
lol 91, I feel the same way. xD Though I do respect them a little.
ifiFaLL 1
91 what you said was retarded. shut your mouth bieber fangirl
DocBastard 40
You don't need to tell lextheplex to shut her mouth. She was only voicing her opinion. My question to lextheplex is: Where did I say anything about respecting animals more than people? Am I to respect this woman who was abusing her dog? Should I feel sorry for her getting what she deserved? I give the utmost respect to the people who earn it. People who abuse anything (other people, animals, drugs, the law, etc) don't deserve respect.
missnoel 0
91- Do you know what's worse? When stupid ignorant writers use chat speak and fail to capitalize their sentences. Way to go, you.
Isabelleee 0
Legendary.
Oh_No_A_Troll 0
Now now, no need to call her names. I agree she is stupid, but you could have said it in a nicer way. (Funny comment though)
FMLsOhilarious 6
Lol good one Doc
SexyKitten1313 0
exactly what i was thinking:)
atitud3 12
lol chill man, he probably thought his dog was the jumping type
ProhibitionRose 14
"you have spots! you MUST be the jumping sort!"
people_annoy_me 23
I respect the dog more than I respect you
spinningrecords 14
A person that abuses an animal will abuse a person. Priorities are straight.
BruisedGiraffe 15
I hope it was worth it