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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Bad boy!
Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML
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Sadieladean 0
I don't blame him
DocBastard 40
You found abusing your dog hilarious? I hope the dog attacked your ovaries so you can't pass on your glaring stupidity to others. Stupid twat.
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sweetxnothings 0
you deserve it you jerk.
saltycookies 5
Haha stupid Irish
Annexy 0
smart dog bet u werent expecting that
peacelovehappine_fml 0
omg trampolines r gross my sister got a compound fracture of her leg because of one!!!!
arctickiss 0
you're just dumb. do yourself a favor, buy a razor and slit your wrist.
ancora 1
The dog could have been badly hurt (trampoline injuries are very common, even in people who actually understand the concept). The risk of injury, in addition to most likely being a terrifying experience, makes it abuse. It's up to pet owners to watch out for the best interests of their pets, and anyone bouncing any animal on a trampoline is a jackass. Most dogs don't attack their owners without provocation, and this dog was provoked. The dog did what it thought it had to do, and I think the OP (and the friend) both deserved it.
kpiere822 0
go kill yourself pet abysses should be killed
xgetxbentx 13
ydi, you could have seriously injured him if he landed the wrong way.
Vagabond89 0
Ha bite in the ass FTW lol
SoccerRebel594 0
Yeah...I don't like this Lex girl either. She's rather morally and slightly mentally ignorant.
metalboy94 0
This just shows how dumb dogs can get. They were just making it bounce around, not fly to the Moon and back. And yes I am ready for the shitstorm, that's always been my opinion and I'm not afraid to voice (type) it.
MuchDance90s 0
awesome