Cassidy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Back off
Today, I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML
Top comments
frozenshake 5
Wow, that's just sad... You should get an imaginary boyfriend-- not to make him jealous, but just so you won't be lonely.
iEthan 5
Theres a difference between crush and stalking(; Just back off.
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Comments (62)
frozenshake 5
Wow, that's just sad... You should get an imaginary boyfriend-- not to make him jealous, but just so you won't be lonely.
instnt1nfction 17
What if her imaginary boyfriend cheats on her?
Sammiches 12
Or he cheats with OP's crush his imaginary girlfriend. Yeah.
exleonhart 0
How could he cheat on OP with his imaginary GF if he's already with her? You derp?
EvilPotato 15
Well OP stop stalking/creeping him and maybe you'll get somewhere.
fml8396 0
Funny!
FreakAZoidd 3
Why would he want to make you jealous, if he is your crush? Idk, maybe I'm missing the point..
zowieandzander77 1
Good point!
Daralea 21
I think OP was the one that was missing the point, Freakazoid
T1A2Z3 35
Or maybe her imaginary boyfriend can seduce the imaginary girlfriend?
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Time to move on.
exleonhart 0
No! She should get back in there and beat that imaginary bitch up. >:(
blueeyedwolf 10
Definitely a sign... and not exactly a good one.
hsnorthjonathan 6
It is time to find a new crush.
BShady96 0
way to steal that profile pict
HollyoaksFan93 9
He's obviously not worth it.
cmars3 7
If he doesn't want to be with her then she should respect that and back off.
MegaTroller_fml 5
#34 - Exactly. #5 - How are you going to say that her crush isn't worth it just because he clearly doesn't like her? Stubborn idiots.
ohmandapants 17
I've been in the crush's position and I did what he did. He doesn't have to be with her just because SHE likes him. It doesn't work that way. She was probably too pushy and needy and possibly creepy. Most people don't appreciate that. Doesn't mean the guy's not worth anything.
iEthan 5
Theres a difference between crush and stalking(; Just back off.
lexex1 4
Jake from Two and a Half Men is right, just back off.
tiptoppc 21
I read that as “Just jack off” May not be appropriate for the comment, but likely may help OP not become a stalker and continue harassing him. Just sit on your arm till it falls asleep, then go to town and pretend it’s him. Problem solved, right? I imagine it’ll be a big relief (see what I did there?) in the end (hah!)
boredfishing 0
Op, you must have done something to make him feel that way :(. Change up your plan of attack (flirting style) and show him what you're working with ;)
Virginia6810 16
I think it's too late
hailphire130 0
7-Or maybe she's just ugly as hhheeellllllllll. Either way, it's a lost cause.
Pendragon525 0
He's told her to back off, and that's what she needs to do. Otherwise, the next time she hears from the crush will be when she gets handed a restraining order. No means no.
Kyzahhh 7
I don't thing you should mention anything with the word attack in it to this person
bigAC 6
wow this is a really stupid fml. how did this get posted?
RabidBunny 10
Now you know what he is really like. Now ask yourself, do you really want to be with someone like that? I'm sure you can find someone who will appreciate you.
jizzwold 21
How did you interpret this fml to mean that he is the bad guy?
RabidBunny 10
23- I don't know about you but when someone has to lie like that instead of being straight forward, that shows inconsideration towards other people's feelings.
ThorneCrossed 9
When they have to lie it means the girl is being a creepy stalker
mcintosh123 15
Owned
larlarlauren 0
I'm with you. Obv she was just under the impression he liked her. She just now found out the truth. Not sure why everyone assumes she is a stalker and not just misunderstanding him.
darkmis1 18
I've had to do what OPs crush did, and the first thing I did was tell the guy that I was sorry, but I wasn't interested. If they still didn't listen, then I made up the boyfriend.
mandaboo 8
stalk, stalk, stalk.