Cassidy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Back off
Today, I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML
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frozenshake 5
Wow, that's just sad... You should get an imaginary boyfriend-- not to make him jealous, but just so you won't be lonely.
iEthan 5
Theres a difference between crush and stalking(; Just back off.
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Comments (62)
ergo_fml 13
Why would he make up a girlfriend to make you jealous? Are you that conceited? Idiot. YDI
someblackguy 3
haha my friend just did that to this girl, and she still keeps txt'n him till 2 am and what not
Nuahavizu 17
I get that he should have just asked you politely to give him some space, which nobody wants to hear but I'm sure that we all have to at least once in our lives. But at the same time, he might just be uncomfortable expressing himself to have said that and took the 'easy' way out. Either way, the whole situation sounds FUBAR.
luke50644 0
Huh, I use the "I have a girlfriend" excuse all the time and it works for me. Maybe he wasn't being blatantly obvious enough.
Leftieswillrule 3
In what ******* world do we live in where trying to make the other person jealous by dating someone else is even conceivable?
speerman91 3
Really? That surprised you?
Seduisant 7
Aww):
hellojazzii 0
that's usually why..
EspyPsyche 11
You should find a lonely, nerdy guy and ask him out instead. That way he'll definitely say yes.
spacewardtrout 16
why was that your first assumption anyways..?