Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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CassT 0
Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...
gonzi_fml 0
old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI
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FallenBlood 0
Try telling him that he is a member of a soccer team I imagine that would be enough to make him cry, atleast weep.
xxstealthxx 0
wow, having a random conversation with yourself in FARM ANIMAL NOISES??? ive heard singing in the shower but this just.....no words describe it
damnn_it 0
FMLBEAST you aren't being an asshole you're being ******* immature annoying like a five year old child get the **** over yourself and get a life
funsize003 0
#63, you obviously don't play soccer. it's a tough sport, one of the most common for ankle and knee injuries. I'm a girl and I've been playing for years, I'm on varsity, and most of my team could probably kick your judgemental ass. :)
funsize003 0
#63, you obviously don't play soccer. it's a tough sport, one of the most common for ankle and knee injuries. I'm a girl and I've been playing for years, I'm on varsity, and most of my team could probably kick your judgemental ass. :)
soccerloverrrfol 0
Haha embarrasing much??
damnn_it 0
actually FMLBEAST, keep posting that crap. i'm sure posting comments on this website means more to you than anyone else here. no one here really gives a shit, we can just stop checking the website.
fmlbeast 0
"damnn_it" **** you punk bitch. i'll own you son. ****** e-thug pussy.
FuBballspieler 0
It probably sounded as if some freaky shit was going on In there... U seriously deserved that one for making such soubds
FuBballspieler 0
It probably sounded as if some freaky shit was going on in there... U seriously deserved that one for making such sounds