Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML
Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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CassT 0
Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...
gonzi_fml 0
old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI
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UFCFIGHTER 0
Sounds like something I would do when i'm drunk lol
Peanu_theGreat 0
Oh, my god. My eyes. Thanks 115. I went crazy for a minute. ... To the OP: That was AWESOME. I don't see what people keep complaining about. I find it hilarious and cute. You can entertain yourself! Congrats!
damnn_it 0
okay "FMLBEAST" you need to stop being an immature freak and stop posting penises on everyone's FML. you're just a ****** and i'm pretty sure no one else here likes you either so get lost.
tiko_fml 0
no life
oftheblue 0
Omg, you're so awesome. I love it. Who cares what they say, bc you're awesome. I suck at voices
damnn_it 0
okay "FMLBEAST" you need to stop being an immature freak and stop posting penises on everyone's FML. you're just a ****** and i'm pretty sure no one else here likes you either so get lost.
cchin 0
Haha sounds like something I would do. But yes, fyl
happykid 0
at least it wasn't your older brothers soccer team..
fmlbeast 0
if ya'll ain't lovin' my art, kiss my ass