Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
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Top comments
Brittneyyyy 7
Aww fyl, you couldn't have known.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Well there's no way you couldve known... I'm sure the kid will get over it.
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Comments (111)
zoraman5 3
haha... funny guys.. T-T
AceArctic 4
And of course the kid's dad broke your leg. Oh the cruel irony!
pennies_lane 6
I suffer from 'foot in mouth' disease too OP.
TheDrummingResul 0
why are you fml-ing? were you embarrassed?? get over it you could be in his shoes, stop complaining about stupid crap on fml.. post again when you get dumped and your house catches on fire
tothelimit 0
You shouldn't feel bad, I'm disabled myself, and a lot of people don't know I was born the way I was. It's a very honest question.
Bobissmall 13
Exactly... they probably expected to hear "football accident" or something, which could therefore lead into conversation and them appearing friendly, which is no doubt their job.
immunizations 0
I don't blame you, I bet a lot of people thought he broke something too
zombiekitten87 12
That's not horrible, people are curious, and when you see someone on crutches you're going to wonder what happened. He probably gets it all the time. It's not like you were pointing and laughing at the crippled kid.
doofinsmurf 0
Would you happen to be touring South Park Elementry? That could be Jimmy. Psh. Whadda jerk.
Poster_Pastry 0
uhh how is that an fml?? he told you what happened. why would that fyl?
malisa916 7
For people confused about why the child would be using crutches and have a cast on his leg, he could possibly have been born with club feet. I was, and I spent a lot of my younger years on crutches with my leg casted due to surgeries to help repair the deformity. Not saying it is club feet, just saying it could be, or something of the like.