Today, while trying on a dress, my sister came up behind me and poked my back, asking, “What have you stuck down your dress?” I hadn’t put anything down the back of my dress; it was just my back fat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
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Apparatus333 0
My god, cut the OP some slack guys. Jeez, sometimes I just get so pissed off from idiots. Just because you are thin does NOT mean YOU ARE FIT. GET THAT INTO YOUR ******* BRAINS. 'Naturally thin' people aren't necessarily athletic people. I've known so called 'overweight' girls fitter than those 'naturally thin' girls. Just because you are THIN does not mean you are FIT. I guess due to the new media hypnotising your brains, being skinny is the only way to be beautiful. being slim won't automatically make you amazing, okay? Seriously guys, it's more important to be HEALTHY. H-E-A-L-T-H-Y. Some people actually find it HARD to lose weight. You can't expect someone to do a few laps on the track and BAM a new skinny girl has been created. Sorry for the long rant, and the occasional repetitions. It's just that some peoples brains are too thick to understand simple things such as this topic.
Kylias 6
Ew, up until just recently I had the same problem with my team swimsuit. There's a stretchy chord that's wired along the back. Imagine how delicious that looks wrapped around fat. No big. Just get off your butt and do something about it. ;P
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memillia 0
I thought the healthy fat percentage for women was 18-28? I have 22%, but I'm thin. Maybe I just don't have muscle... o_0. I'm thinking she has like 44% if she has a muffin top.
averagexbecca 0
There migh tbe a slim chance she's not fat. This one girl I know is super super thin, no chest or butt, but she's got a muffin top and a double chin. And she's on the swim team. I don't know why her fat or whatever collects there, but it does, and it's not that she doesn't exercise enough or eats too much... I kinda hate people hating on fat people though. I mean, sure, they're not pretty to look at, but do you have to be so ******* hostile about them working out and eating right? I never work out and I'm naturally thin, they never work out and they're naturally fat. In the end, I say you might be able to be critical to someone who just moans that they're fat and doesn't do anything about it, but if that person is fine with being fat, you don't need to flame them. People like the OP, though, who obviously aren't okay with whatever fat issues they have, should do something about it if they really care so much.
electroboy_fml 0
There's no glory in being skinny. There's no shame in being fat. Some people have different digestive systems. I have a very high metabolism, so I generally remain very thin and don't put on a lot of fat. It's not fun. I get stomach cramps in the mornings every day and feel like crap. However, my dad has a very low metabolism and gastric problems, so he tends to gain more fat and food is not digested as fully as mine. He, however is always happy, and never criticised for sticking out in the stomach. So, this leads me to the why. Why is this accepted in our country and union, (except Britain) but not in the United States of America? Why criticise people for not being like the ‘general concensus‘. I'm aware not everyone has a metabolic problem, and some people do eat a lot, but, I must ask, not why, but, simply, why not? Sure, overweight and obese people get heart attacks, but skinny people get starvation. Slightly overweight and slightly underweight people get nothing? No. Flab isn't the end of the universe. No flab isn't the ultimate win over humanity. We're human. DEAL WITH IT! _________________________________________ ------------------------------------------- Anyway, don't worry about it, just get a larger size. (Damn I wrote a lot)
electroboy_fml 0
ALSO! *cue groans* I find it very interesting how many people could be affected by this issue in different ways. There are only two fields of thought, it appears for this subject and I guess it depends on the people. I was brought up saying "It's okay to take a laugh at humanity" and I do. I laugh more than I defend. However, I was also brought up saying "This is okay because only one opinion matters". This opinion, of course, being the personal opinion. A lot of people were brought up like this. I'm not special in this sense. I must draw attention to the great connection of the internet, and in particular, this site. I browse forums. Mindlessly? Sure. I notice that a very strange difference between forums and comments are people tend to be, for one reason or another, a lot less accepting. I mean no offense. People tend to act as a community on forums and act as debate teams on comments. People act judgementally and often, I don't want to use the word ‘attack‘, but generally, the word most used is attack. Attacking people's fitness, people's gender sometimes, very occasionally race, the things that make us unique and human. _______________________________ ---------------------------------- But I digress, I felt I needed to at least mention it. Feel free to confirm my hypothesis.
Apparatus333 0
At least someone here understands.
electroboy_fml 0
Well, I admit some do. But some don't and that's good enough for me.
hazardharry 0
YDI for putting fat in the back of your dress. That's disgusting.
ILoveAsianGirls 0
YDI for being fat.
I_piss_red_bull 0
Ok, complete randomness, but I just love the fact that there's a "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." Quote right above the comment box, are you people illiterate? Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah AHAHAHAHHA YDI FOR BEING BESTIES WITH MCDONALDS Get in shape fatass :)
Rainbow_Skittles 0
Wow. that sucks.
zoffix 0
YDI for bitching about being fat. If you don't like it so much, instead of sitting on your computer and posting shit, go outside and ran a few laps, fatback!
ladiesman14 0
ydi for not looking natural like a ralph lauren model. what is back fat ? those love handle looking things that pop out at the top of girly low rise pants ? i like holding those when i do it doggy style.