Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
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perdix 31
Were you expecting "*******?" Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.
LoveDemon 19
try getting a better pick-up line next time ...
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Comments (64)
LikeOhMahGoose 0
That's a lame pick up line. how can you not notice you have bushy eyebrows? I don't get that
Emilythexenocide 0
I SWEAR it's a Utah guy thing. I'm a hairdresser in Utah (where the poster is from) and have almost that exact same scenario happen to me everyday. These guys are "so clever" we have to be just as "clever" right back...
DJ_Grim 0
I'm from Utah as well, I've never done anything like that.
TheLetterZero 7
I was going to say exactly this. The OP is an idiot.
mysuckishlife 0
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Paneity 0
Laaame.
iGreen_Day 0
So your eyebrows are a little unruly. That's called being male. And if it's a uni- that's gross dude, do something about that. :)
Bumlove89 0
you should have told her that if she was a booger, you'd pick her.
misspeg 0
that's what u get for trying to be suave OP. don't go there unless u can pull it off.
thefaded 0
That's when you say, "Exactly!" and continue to flaunt your charm.
chalkdust 4
Sup, Zach Quinto?
Ohnothingreally 0
She wins the internets. What were you expecting her to say?