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blaaargh This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Seymour, United States

Ass man

Today, my dad uttered the words, "You gotta admit, your mother's got one hell of an ass." FML

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Then, with a deranged look, you replied, "Bro, don't get me started on how comfortable and spacious her uterus is."

Lol your dad is the real MVP! Atleast he's still got the hots for your mum. Can't say the same for a lot of couples out there.

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austinsixx1994 11

Hahah well then

Least you know he is still interested in your Mom.

Best dad award goes to...

bad_boyfriend 10

This is me as a parent.

Metallicality 5

I'm sorry I can't respond I'm too busy LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

Whatever, that's gonna be me as a dad

I think its great that he's still attracted to your mother.