Ass man

Then, with a deranged look, you replied, "Bro, don't get me started on how comfortable and spacious her uterus is."

Lol your dad is the real MVP! Atleast he's still got the hots for your mum. Can't say the same for a lot of couples out there.

That's not fyl or u deserved it at all. That's ok, whatever material

I would actually love for my dad to say this about me mom. It shows that their relationship is good and that they still have passion and love. It's sad when older couples aren't intimate

Obviously she does. You were born, right?

My parents do that all the time to embarrass us. It's a normal thing OP they're just trying to get a reaction.

Are you 12? Guess what, your parents find each other attractive and have sex. My parents decided to sing the Monty Python song 'Sit On My face' on our 8 hour car trip. Sometimes you just have to eat a bucket of concrete and suck it up

I would say, "Uhhhhhh" and back away slowly, all the way up the stairs, and then lock myself into my room until I would be old enough to move away.

My parents had full on French sessions in the kitchen...but they were 90% of the time drunk.... ****

At least he said Mother, not sister (if you have one)

Today, I made an amusing sexual comment about my wife to my son. He proceeded to bitch about it online. FML

Well does she?