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blaaargh This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Seymour, United States

Ass man

Today, my dad uttered the words, "You gotta admit, your mother's got one hell of an ass." FML

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Then, with a deranged look, you replied, "Bro, don't get me started on how comfortable and spacious her uterus is."

Lol your dad is the real MVP! Atleast he's still got the hots for your mum. Can't say the same for a lot of couples out there.

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At least he didnt compliment yours.

You should have said "Yeah, she's married to you."

Hahaha this comment made me laugh than the post.

Take notes

I see nothing wrong with that. Are you saying you've never found a significant other physically attractive?

Nothing wrong with thinking it. Asking for confirmation from a biological relative though....

YDI: your mom is hot.

Trying not to make a joke about the location.

I think that's cute! Awkward for you...but good your dad still finds your mom so attractive

That's ****** up