He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat.
Your dad is a genius!
Garlic keeps away vampires.
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Who do the voodoo you do?
KiddNYC1O 22
What?
Tigerblossom 19
Am I the only one who thinks this is actually pretty cool? I wonder what a melon voodoo doll looks like....
perdix 31
#52, no, evidently the OP's dad thinks so, too, so there are two of you.
perdix 31
I'm wondering why this happens a lot. Does the had have a lot of enemies, or do people keep eating the same enemy he's trying to curse over and over again?
"Who the **** ate Shlomo again? How can I get Shlomo to contract explosive diarrhea if you people keep eating him?"
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ManInTheMachine 20
He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat. Your dad is a genius!
123man 11
Maybe he just wants to use it so that you can't elope.
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maggySNP 12
Israeli voodoo doll, hmmm, I'd be kinda scared
joethebiden 8
Yeah, I see your point, it's usually done with a potato.
Enslaved 38
Just don't invite, Gallagher with his sledgehammer over to your house! Can you imagine the carnage?!
simoncat 11
Garlic keeps away vampires. -- Who do the voodoo you do?
KiddNYC1O 22
What?
Tigerblossom 19
Am I the only one who thinks this is actually pretty cool? I wonder what a melon voodoo doll looks like....
perdix 31
#52, no, evidently the OP's dad thinks so, too, so there are two of you.
perdix 31
I'm wondering why this happens a lot. Does the had have a lot of enemies, or do people keep eating the same enemy he's trying to curse over and over again? "Who the **** ate Shlomo again? How can I get Shlomo to contract explosive diarrhea if you people keep eating him?"
SirTiggerEsq 16
So, whoever the voodoo doll represents immediately becomes delicious?
outoftown 27
Some guys will do anything to avoid eating the recommended 5-11 servings of fruits and vegetables. Maybe he's trying to curse his nutritionist?
asherm 15
Did he Gallagher it instead of push pins in it? Now that is a lot of pent up anger
carnage45567 10
Voodoo fruit a curse with every bite