He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat.
Your dad is a genius!
He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat.
Your dad is a genius!
I don't understand why this is getting down voted, it makes perfect sense. If you helped out then perhaps he would share his thoughts on why he makes them. Pretty good idea in my opinion.
All belief systems are similar to varying degrees. This doesn't mean voodoo and witchcraft can be used interchangeably any more than one could call Hinduism Islam or a Democrat a Republican.
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ManInTheMachine 20
He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat. Your dad is a genius!
123man 11
Maybe he just wants to use it so that you can't elope.
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ManInTheMachine 20
He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat. Your dad is a genius!
ManInTheMachine 20
*He's
BulldogHoops 14
Your father is a ****** up soul.
lilhellian 27
I practice voodoo and have an upside down cross am I a ****** up soul?:O
obnum 19
Yes. :)
lilhellian 27
O thank Beelzebub! I thought I was normal!:D
windfuelsfire 10
Nothing wrong with magic here and there
TheDragonsGuard 19
Strange. Maybe help him out with one and try learning his motivation for making them in the process.
infamous1212 10
I don't understand why this is getting down voted, it makes perfect sense. If you helped out then perhaps he would share his thoughts on why he makes them. Pretty good idea in my opinion.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
Witchcraft has never been so tasty!
marxistbkly 3
Witchcraft, ("Wicka") is not the same as Voodoo.
marxistbkly 3
All belief systems are similar to varying degrees. This doesn't mean voodoo and witchcraft can be used interchangeably any more than one could call Hinduism Islam or a Democrat a Republican.
123man 11
Maybe he just wants to use it so that you can't elope.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Subtle, I can't believe I almost missed that. Op, honey, dew you think you can show some appreciation? Your dad is just trying to protect you!
Tupelo_Honey 30
Haha...I almost missed it too! Good reply, too.
kumonsucks 7
Eat it
ICastillo 25
That's what she said.
abu4u 26
When life hands you melon... Make voodoo dol... Oh wait no. Nevermind!
howdeedoo 22
What?
RedPillSucks 33
I thought it was funny.
DawnShadow_fml 5
You should just hope they aren't meant to be you!
U_GotitDude 18
Good thing they don't actually work... That'd be scary
cd8919 12
He's just trying to make friends for his other fruit dolls
peniiis 8
Well don't piss him off and he won't pretend the melon is you!