Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
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wtfuckery 0
Oh man, that sucks...for both of you, but for her, mostly. Damn!
tehhotness 0
did you pull your shirt over your head and run around doing the classic soccer airplane celebration?
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Comments (143)
falsexecho 0
omg that made my day
izzyyy 0
Well, I'd forgive him, especially if it's obvious that it was an accident. Or maybe it's the fact that I've done that to someone as well, but it wasn't anybody I liked.
DavidChu 0
"if she's a serious soccer player she'll be use to getting hit with the ball." If she's a serious girl, she'll be used to getting hit with the balls.
miranda_panda 0
ouch! oh well. things happen i guess. my coach has kicked the ball into my face multiple times. and he kicks hhhhaaarrrdddd... even if it's sad, it's funny. you'll be laughing about it soon though. trust me.
dan81892 2
can't say YDI, it happens.
senor_cool 0
hahahaha
prettyunpunk 0
lol!! niiiice!! i agree w/ #18! hopefully she won't think you did it on purpose :)
fuckitsmandee 0
i accually loled(: buuut that really suckss. lmfao #5.
whudafxup 0
AHAHAHA true love.
supersalad 0
Why can't these things happen to the people you hate? Aghhh. F*** life in general.