Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML
Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML
Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, my older, temporary coworker comments every time I yawn, sneeze, cough, leave my desk to use the restroom, and on what I eat at lunch, laughing the whole time. It’s driving me crazy. Only 8 more weeks. FML
Today, no matter how hard I try, I simply can’t understand my professor’s incredibly thick accent. When I asked if anyone else in class was having trouble, they accused me of being a racist ass. I genuinely have no idea what he’s saying, and no one will share notes with me. Lectures are mandatory. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19
Answer questions and suck on your teeth too. Maybe he'll get the hint.
illabye 0
It's fine. Soon you'll adapt to the sound again and it won't be suck a big deal. Lmao
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krackednyc 0
That's friggin awesome
mojo87 14
I had a lecturer that used to say "uhh..." all the time. In an hour, we counted over 200. Was really distracting listening to him, when he kept pausing so much.
tankadin37 0
I swear I know this Prof...
Justin23L 2
Most people do things like this. If you listen, a lot of teachers say 'ok' or 'um'. One of mine said 'ok' over 100 times in a 45 minute period...
yellowzinnias 20
Sorry if this comment was made already, I don't read them. Odds are that he has ill-fitting dentures. My grandfather has the same problem. Years ago he had an accident that knocked out the vast majority of his teeth, so he had the few remaining ones (which were all broken or otherwise damaged) pulled and got dentures. He has to stop several times if he talks for too long to suck them back into place since speaking loosens them. We've tried and tried to convince him to get new ones, but he says that those are the dentures that went with him to Korea, and those are the ones he's keeping. *Eye roll*
needsagf14 12
Only 120 days to go
KaiBooWoo 0
My Spanish teacher has an annoying way of saying things. He says things slow like Ryan Seacrest, and when he says any word that ends in -ing , he doesn't say the -g. It's very annoying >.
newfiebackflip 7
Say to him oleme el dedo
DubStepBarbiie 4
haha funny stuff...i used to have a teacher who peed himself when he got angry haha
NeverGiveUp97 6
That's like my 7th grade English teacher. She had a habit of saying ok under her breath after every sentence and when I heard it the first time I couldn't help but hear every time she talked. So annoying!!
smezi111 8
*the sound of glass shattering in m head*