Today, the guy I was talking to for about 3 years, started dating in December, and was super happy about it, told my friends, and he told me he loved me within the first week, has now broken up with me. All because I "said I love you too quickly." He said it first and now his friends think I'm batshit crazy. Is he a dick or am I overreacting? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, the man I've been dating for four months said he could see I had feelings for him, and he was mad because it made things complicated. FML
Today, two months after beginning a steamy text exchange with the man I’ve been in love with for 13 years, he told me that now when he thinks of me he feels "warm and fuzzy." In a panic, I responded sarcastically, “Primarily in the dick, right?” That shut everything down real quick. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML
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Top comments
core01 30
He can't accept any blame in this, so he blames you. He's an immature asshole. Let him go.
MidnaLink 35
Yeah, he's a dick.
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Comments (5)
core01 30
He can't accept any blame in this, so he blames you. He's an immature asshole. Let him go.
MidnaLink 35
Yeah, he's a dick.
RichardPencil 32
You're totally in the wrong. The guy should say "I love you" for 3-6 months before the girl says it. She has to keep him working for it. It's in the rules, jeesh!
Brightside86 31
Sounds like he just wasn't that into you. The first months of dating are really just barely figuring out who someone really is.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I think he's just nuts. Who confesses love after only a week? He definitely did say it too fast. Honestly, yeah, you're kind of overreacting because things seemed to be moving way too fast for a stable relationship. But yes, he's a dick too, for being a hypocrite. He said it first, but *you* said it too soon? Right...