Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Adding insult to injury
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could retake a test. I thought I'd texted back, "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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Mongoose19 0
well if that's on of your frequent used words YDI
Celesta 11
You must be a cool teacher for letting your students text you! You might be cool enough to make them think it's ok to call them a ****.
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turkeys_hen 0
the student deserves to retake a test after being called a ****.
MyLifeIsFable 0
Agreed.
catnip216 0
She didn't say it was a typo, she said it was an auto-correct. She probably left off the apostrophe, the phone recognized that "cant" is not a word, and auto-corrected to closest word that she used often. Edit - I was trying to reply to the person who said something about a not being next to u, but my comment got placed here, and I don't see that one anymore...
angry_wildebeast 0
that's why u het fr not letting him/ her retake it.. you ****
marinus_fml 20
I went to Uni just so I can decipher comments like these. I urge no one to try and decipher it, but inbox me for the answer. Untrained beings cannot handle such bad spelling/grammar.
DocBastard 40
Marinus, this is so simple. See, I just plug this into my Idiot-English translation engine... "That's what you get for not letting him/her retake it. I'm a moron." You're welcome.
samadams42 0
haha doc i love your witty comments.
Doortje 30
If you use **** more than you use can't you must say **** a lot. YDI. Not for the swearing of course, that was just an observation, but because you are a stupid ****, ****.
jenn143c 0
why is **** a frequently used word? u throw that around alot??
labanana_fml 5
not to seem stupid ir be annoying but what's a ****??
marinus_fml 20
Google images is your friend.
tencentsakiss 19
Google Images? Are you trying to traumatize poor, naive children?
cptmorgan15 2
Well, by asking what a **** is instead of looking it up yourself makes you seem stupid enough so you could have just left that first part out.
sicofthsht 1
O'm'gawd!
deaper 16
**** is a slang word for the female genitalia.
Alexand3rS 0
I'm 12 years old and what is this?!
xexu13 3
three diff meanings intercourse with a female ****** rude offensive term for a woman
imsoscrewd 2
a ******
mandyd80 0
why the heck are you texting with your students? if I was a parent I would be pissed!
OfficialxAmber 0
It's common. I have a lot of my teacher's numbers.
jamsie_fml 17
your students have your number??wonder why you give that out to them you desperate for someone to text you or something??
co0ki3monster 1
Aha, sucks to be you.. But what I'm wondering is.. 1) Why you're texting your students 2) Why '****' was a more frequently used word for a teacher --
Kiki_Venom 0
teachers have lives outside of school also.
kayweekuriousity 0
stop texting students you pedobear.