Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could retake a test. I thought I'd texted back, "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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Mongoose19 0
well if that's on of your frequent used words YDI
Celesta 11
You must be a cool teacher for letting your students text you! You might be cool enough to make them think it's ok to call them a ****.
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FerrariCake 2
So you'll probably be letting that student re-take the test now, won't you?
cookiemonsterk3 0
Niceee
Daggertrout 6
What's twat? **** hear you!
sicofthsht 1
Wow... It's "Twat did you say? I still **** hear you.", Daggs.
perdix 31
You probably have an ear infucktion. Take some penis-illin and you'll be fine.
sicofthsht 1
Bahaha! Awesome! Thank you, 114. I'm feeling better already. :)
RockstarRN 10
I think u should let them retake it now!
Whoopsy24 0
If I got that text I would have pissed my pants laughing!
thefmlinator 10
works either way
NYBellz 0
lmao
ktdad07 0
I don't see the problem here. It sounds like you laid down the ******* law. When the next test comes around, that **** will study harder knowing that are no re-takes (for *****, that is) and will undoubtedly pass. You are an excellent teacher. I should tell my wife to try this approach.
mommyofbraeden 0
Lmfao!!
underpaid011 0
**** is the most foul word in the English language. I own a sailboat, so I curse like a sailor - and I hardly ever use the word ****. maybe a couple of times per year at the most. YDI
Nychthemeron 2
You own a boat and you're automatically inclined to have a mouth full of shit?
YayaInLalaLand 0
You count your cursing? Do you, like have a chart with tally marks and crap?