omfg
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Addictive
Today, I was introduced to Minecraft. I haven't blinked in 5 hours. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Carpe diem
Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML
BubbaCat
Quick learner
Today, I've been babysitting a 4 month-old for two days. This has made a great impression on my cat, because now I can't sit down without him jumping up and licking my face until I pat his butt and rock him like the baby. FML
Justinthebox
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Creepy
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
badsitter
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Hard no
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
nurseITHINKNOT
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Back to square one
Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
Morgan
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The ending of Lost explained
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
We were on a break!
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
SinkingShip
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
South Africa
Bad omen
Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML
23yearoldtoddler
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Roaming gangs
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Sounds promising
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you were that addicted, you wouldn't have posted your little anecdote on here. Also, five hours is nothing.
icalledhisname 12
Video game streaming sites will rock your world. Full time streamers play games for 8+ hours a day, every single day.
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RichardPencil 32
You're probably going to have to mine for tears.
AmbrosiaFan 19
LOL its so much fun!
acmariner99 25
This is why I don’t play video games
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you were that addicted, you wouldn't have posted your little anecdote on here. Also, five hours is nothing.
icalledhisname 12
Video game streaming sites will rock your world. Full time streamers play games for 8+ hours a day, every single day.