Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, "Am I really stuck with you? I can't even stand being seen with you in public!" I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he's only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
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Top comments
lyndis_fml 0
Wow. Even if he HAD been saying that, cursing him out was indeed a crazy, bitchy thing to do.
nuclear 0
Now that's a funny coincidence. Was the crazy bitch part acting too or what? I think cussing him out was a biiit too much, acting or not.
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Comments (145)
kellster 2
Lol, way to take the high road. For future reference: always take the high road, especially if important people are watching. Also, read the script first!!!
hakkai999 0
Either way it was a YDI cause cursing anyone who says that would really be a crazy and bitchy thing to do
NoMercy_fml 0
DAAAAMN! Bitch! You crazy!
squeaksx24 0
YDI. You're on an audition. Even if he were saying it because that's what he felt, it's your job to be professional.
DeadMansCrack 4
Crazy bitch.
tomteh1337 0
Insecure bitch.
ambisaurus 0
yeah #15 haha sexy people dont audition for plays they have better things to do
sls30591 0
I am an actor. Word of advice: ALWAYS be professional, no matter what happens. You should have looked at the script. 15 and 88 need to shut up. You do realize that many of those "sexy" movie stars got a start in acting somewhere...Many of them on a STAGE in a PLAY.
staciieee_x3 0
HAHA. epic failz.
dyingstart 0
hahaha, the OP was "getting into character", right? :P