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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Acceptance
Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML
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lvlcapblue 0
Not an inni or an outi. That's what we call a 2nd vagini.
flagg1888 3
Automatic innie!! Be proud!!
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flagg1888 3
Automatic innie!! Be proud!!
Emo_Girl01 0
Haha thats funny. "be proud"
nerdness 2
This is a sign.......
Keyman1212 14
Hey, be proud of your innie, it means your doctor cut the correct amount of umbilical cord, outies mean he didn't do as well. Oh, and if you're a dude, don't stick your fingers in there. It hurts the manly gems.
Midrash 5
I guess op never heard of a treadmill
Enslaved 38
6, your comment was funny but you do know the shape of your bellybutton has nothing to do with how it was cut, right? (:
Keyman1212 14
Nikon MicroscopyU states that the protrusion of skin that is also known as an 'outtie' is caused by excess skin remaining after the umbilical cord is severed.
jabfinch 9
This^
Enslaved 38
Well, I'm an innie and my mom kept my umbilical cord (yeah, I know, gross) and that thing is super long. I'm not sure what to believe now.
fanceh 10
20- is it going to be passed down generations in your family now? I wish my family had something like that...
Enslaved 38
Ummm sure. Never really thought about it. Maybe they'll use it to clone me, along with all my baby teeth (:
enonymous 9
I was surprised myself when I was asked this. I was even more shocked by the fact I was wrong and thought it was an outtie but my doctor advised me it was my penis
caitlyndeon18 10
If your penis is in the middle of your stomach then something is really wrong lol
audreyy062 2
20- wait, but cant ur umbilical cord still be really long even if a little is left on ur body? huh? huh?
Skittlepickle 13
^^^Only you people can make me want to read about bellybuttons...
megaaann_fml 9
Hells yeah! Innies FTW!
Keyman1212 14
50- in men, the nerves in the belly button are the same nerves that connect to your penis and testicles.
Epikouros 32
Ah, thanks for enlightening me, Keyman. Now I understand why I like putting clothes pins around my belly button. (Not on it, because it's an innie.)
boog_fml 7
I can't like this comment enough
scrapmetal58 9
Keyman is the man. I don't think it hurts though but I can feel it. It's an odd sensation.
kelsey_katie 17
50, I was on the school bus the other day, and I poked my friend David in the bellybutton, on accident, and he freaked out and was all "WOAH! that was my bellybutton." and he winced in pain. I do believe that 6's comment is true:p
bryce0110 23
I'm half innie, half outie. The doctor ****** up on me.
Freeze_fml 17
You have to be severely obese to still not know.
False_Stupidity 42
And dumb, because being obese automatically makes it an innie...
lvlcapblue 0
Not an inni or an outi. That's what we call a 2nd vagini.
castrosabeast 7
BOOM that's what's up!
ollie179 21
That counts as a mega innie.
scruffy_janitor5 1
The only to find out is to lose weight
Im2Handsom 1
I don't think I've ever seen a fat/fluffy person with an ottie now that I think of it.
Christine14_6 0
I'm not skinny and I definantly have an inne outies look silly o_0
Epikouros 32
What's the age of consent in Nevada, #21?
alejandratx 8
Ewwww... O_o
ibreezy 0
its a fattie
castrosabeast 7
Eat a salad?
Neonnight 0
That just makes you more fat
sassybleu 8
I hate people that say "eat a salad". It's a lot harder than that and people that say that have obviously never had to try to lose weight. Stop being inconsiderate.
FaceCramps 4
Oh? My bellybutton? I haven't seen it in a while. It's a full time ninja you know.