Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a shit in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
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Top comments
Haecceitas 13
Seriously? Things like that happen... be happy he still wants to marry you after being such a negative person.
notafoot 8
I'd love a proposal story like that, it's hilarious! Practise telling it so it sounds super romantic, and then drop the cow shit in at the end. Brilliant.
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Comments (24)
Ray_of_midnight 23
In fifteen or so years you're going to tell this story to your teenaged children and laugh.
Talented73 54
See all the shit he's willing to take for you? I hope you said "Yes".
Prks 6
Must of been a shitty proposal .......no ? Okay
codytallica 38
You must not be from the south lol
Jessica Everson 3
My husband proposed right after I said the words, "I need to poop." It's one of our favourite stories to tell now - we still laugh about it to this day :)
FMLreally?getoverit 7
Wow, how ungrateful do you need to be? Your boyfriend planned a nice proposal for you and all you can do is bitch about how he knelt in cow poo? Maybe you don't deserve the guy at all. I'd be withdrawing the proposal quicker than I cleaned my knee if I was him. High maintenance much.....
Akitakat 31
Why are you complaining? A unique proposal is a cool thing to have. It stands out & you guys will still get a laugh out of it in your older years. Relax a bit more & enjoy the quirky parts of life. You'll be a lot happier for it.
howdmynosego 12
Through thick and thin.
1gullible_bugger 34
Did you at least say yes?
skygardens 24
You are so lucky. Not many have such a great proposal story.