Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
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Sunako_fml 9
Kinda inconsiderate of them...
mea_iloveskiing 26
That's why nutella is your best friend.
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Comments (59)
dontyawishyaknew 12
It's not too awkward?
florido_fml 10
Just because you night sucks does mean everyone else needs to be miserable.
eggmarie 25
Um when friends are coming to cheer you up, the idea is to make you LESS miserable, not more.
BigSexy123 11
No, but generally the idea is that people who are there to "comfort" someone are not there to "ignore the friend in need and make out." Do you not get that? I hate people like you.
olpally 33
I feel your pain op... Even though it sucks right now, you'll feel better in the long run :) *gives a handshake to op* chin up!
sayhey22 19
I've heard this exact FML before...
Siena5687 4
Stupid friends you dont deserve to have friends as bad as those. Sorry OP:(
gaysunshine 8
Does anyone else wonder why they were making out?
Junkie_Razor 20
#41 Because they like each other?
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
Because they were so turned on by OP's feelings of despair?
olpally 33
Because they were horny?? Lol
wowthatissad 9
I hope your friends are a guy and a girl lol
perdix 31
I'm hoping they are two girls ;) To each his own, I guess, as long as I get to hold the camera.
bella6686 1
We're your best friends a guy n a girl or the same sex?
Takainthemachine 0
Ok...not that it matters..where they of the same sex? And if yes make or female? Just curious...
mrtjawesome 14
i see much ice cream in your future.