ShotDown · 4 June 2026, 15:00 ·United States

Let me down gently

Today, my coworker began flirting with the new guy at work and accepted a date with him. I’ve been trying to get with her for months and she'd told me, “Sorry, I don’t fraternize with colleagues.” I called her out on it and she told me, “OK, I’ll spell it out for you: I do fraternize with attractive colleagues.” FML

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Anonymous · 4 June 2026, 09:00 ·Vancouver, Canada

Safe in the closet

Today, I realized I'd spent 14 months giving my love to a closeted lesbian, who used me like an emotional vampire to hide. She cried about her ex leaving her for a man, then did the same to me. She's a parasite jumping from host to host because she's too cowardly to be honest. I’m just her latest supply. FML

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Saddie · 4 June 2026, 03:00 ·Frankfurt am Main, Germany

Good grief

Today, the man I loved broke up with me, because he felt like his feelings for me were not enough for a serious relationship. As much as I'm thankful that he didn't drag me along, this hurts like hell. FML

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Monalisa · 4 June 2026, 00:00 ·United States

Doggy bag psycho

Today, my husband and I were having an argument over accidentally leaving a to-go container of leftovers at a restaurant. He asked me why I didn’t remind him and I said that I forgot. He asked me, “What if you forgot to breathe one day? You’d die.” Then he kicked me out of the car and told me to walk home. FML

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Anonymous · 3 June 2026, 20:00 ·Dallas, United States

Tipping culture wars

Today, during a first date, we discovered we had complete opposite views on tipping. Neither of us wanted to back down, so we spent an hour debating economics instead of getting to know each other. At the end, the server thanked us for the entertainment and asked if we'd be coming back. FML

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sacrophage · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Call the cops

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Thank you for being a friend

Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Traitor

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

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Marcus · 2 June 2026, 15:00 ·United States

Unhinged

Today, the girl who said we were “just friends” had a meltdown when I told her I went on a date with a girl I met on Hinge. She literally told me two months ago after me giving her the shirt off my back and being her emotional support anchor for nearly four years that we were “just friends.” So what’s the deal? FML

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Gym girl · 1 June 2026, 20:00 ·Netherlands

Membershipmaxxing

Today, my ex and I both go to the same gym because we're too stubborn to change our membership. He's not being a creeper, but he's dropped over fifty pounds and all the girls there keep talking about how hot he's gotten. It's really awkward when we're in a class together. FML

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Yeppets · This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff ·United States

MOM!

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

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Anonymous · 1 June 2026, 15:00 ·Stockholm, Sweden

Obsessed

Today, my ex, whom I dumped in 2024 because she stopped caring about me or what I did, is stalking online someone I have just started dating. She went to her workplace, then called me to tell me I'm hers and she will never let "the other woman" take me from her. Not sure if I like the indifferent one or the jealous psycho less. FML

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Anonymous · 31 May 2026, 12:00 ·Graham, United States

Family matters

Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML

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Ash · 30 May 2026, 09:00 ·Lier, Belgium

Curiousity killed the radio star

Today, my friend didn't believe me when I was bragging about how good of a boyfriend my partner finally was. She told me to prove it because he had cheated before. I opened his Instagram and the first DM opened was him cheating. FML

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helloworld92 · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

Party zone!!

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple Smirnoff, I puked up the chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

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Anonymous · 29 May 2026, 22:00 ·Riverside, United States

Mommy issues

Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML

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Emma · 29 May 2026, 20:00 ·Seattle, United States

Dealbreaker?

Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML

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Anonymous · 29 May 2026, 09:00 ·United Kingdom

Opt out

Today, on our first wedding anniversary, my husband confessed that he had tried to leave me at the altar and only went through with it due to my dad, brothers, whiskey, and drowsy cold medicine, but now tat he’s given it the old college try and lasted a whole year, he wants a divorce. FML

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Anonymous · 28 May 2026, 22:00 ·St. Cloud, United States

Double life

Today, I found out the man (M 43) that I’ve (F 32) been seeing on and off for 5 or 6 years secretly got married two weeks ago. He was even at my job for an event a week ago and didn’t even tell me. This man took my first kiss and virginity. I even provided emotional support when his aunt and sister passed from cancer. Absolutely blindsided. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Mom of the year

Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML

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Anonymous · 28 May 2026, 03:00 ·United States

Clueless

Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML

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Anonymous · 27 May 2026, 22:00 ·Lebanon

Forget me not

Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML

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Anonymous · 27 May 2026, 12:00 ·San Bernardino, United States

Make it a double feature

Today, my husband declared that since our youngest son happened to be born on our anniversary, we no longer needed to celebrate. He reasoned that it would be “wrong” to make his special day about us. Truth is he’s just a cheap unromantic sod. FML

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Ido · This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff ·Satellite Beach, United States

Mixed reception

Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML

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Fuck them both · 26 May 2026, 15:00 ·Secaucus, United States

Cuckoo

Today, my mom gave me thirty days notice to find an apartment and move out. Why? She's dating my former best friend and wants to move him in, but he won't do it until I'm gone because it would be "awkward." FML

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Anonymous · 24 May 2026, 20:00 ·United States

What will people think?

Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML

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Ciana · 23 May 2026, 12:00 ·Charlotte, United States

Glow up

Today, my ex, who physically and emotionally abused me, is in a happy marriage. His new wife is glowing and they have a kid, with another on the way. So basically, he was capable of being a Prince Charming who could give another woman her happily ever after, just not for me. FML

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Frieda · 23 May 2026, 09:00 ·United States

AI is coming for us all

Today, my boyfriend of three months decided to break it off with me, all because I used ChatGPT to research something. FML

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ForeverAlone · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·Seoul, Korea, Republic of

Come again?

Today, I emotionally confessed my feelings to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat myself several times. He ended up saying no. FML

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Danny · 22 May 2026, 15:00 ·United States

Congratulations, you played yourself

Today, I realized the only person who’s ever loved me was an old friend. She was an amazing girl, she was there for me at my highs and lows, but I didn’t find her attractive, so I turned her down. She has since then moved on and gotten married, while I’m still getting played left and right by women. FML

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